What Frank is saying about Male
Pattern Doctor Visits:
“If you like books written by Dave Barry, then
once you read “Male Pattern Doctor Visits” by
Frank Monahan, you’ll love books by Dave
Barry.
“I just hope that if and when my daughter reads
it, she won’t find that I have misused the
subjunctive. But if she does, I’ll do what I
always do. I’ll claim complete ignorance.”
"There are those few rare moments in history
when someone says something so important,
so consequential, so riveting that we simply
stand in awe. This is not one of those
moments."
What others are saying about
Frank’s first book…
“What book?”
“Frank who?”
“Those who said it couldn’t be done will soon
be saying it shouldn’t have been done.”
“If you don’t buy this book, who will?”
Pattern Doctor Visits:
“If you like books written by Dave Barry, then
once you read “Male Pattern Doctor Visits” by
Frank Monahan, you’ll love books by Dave
Barry.
“I just hope that if and when my daughter reads
it, she won’t find that I have misused the
subjunctive. But if she does, I’ll do what I
always do. I’ll claim complete ignorance.”
"There are those few rare moments in history
when someone says something so important,
so consequential, so riveting that we simply
stand in awe. This is not one of those
moments."
What others are saying about
Frank’s first book…
“What book?”
“Frank who?”
“Those who said it couldn’t be done will soon
be saying it shouldn’t have been done.”
“If you don’t buy this book, who will?”
| MALE PATTERN DOCTOR VISITS and other almost astute healthcare theories |
| Announcing Frank's second book. This one offers single panel cartoons from cover to cover for those who prefer books with lots of pictures... |
What Frank is saying about Med
Shots Undoctored:
“My single panel cartoons have been
compared to The Far Side and if Gary Larson
ever finds out about it, he will be mortified.”
“I drew till my hand hurt so you could laugh till
your stomach hurts.”
“Surgeons, pediatricians, internists and
anyone who has ever used a tongue
depressor for good or evil cannot escape
becoming subject matter for these single
panels.”
What others are saying about
Frank’s new book…
“Had Oprah known about Frank's latest book,
she might have stayed on longer to promote it.”
“This is the perfect book for someone who
happens to be very, very sick.”
“The best thing I can say about this book is
that once you read it, you'll be happy to give it
away."
"This is a real page turner meaning you simply
have to turn the pages to get through it."
Shots Undoctored:
“My single panel cartoons have been
compared to The Far Side and if Gary Larson
ever finds out about it, he will be mortified.”
“I drew till my hand hurt so you could laugh till
your stomach hurts.”
“Surgeons, pediatricians, internists and
anyone who has ever used a tongue
depressor for good or evil cannot escape
becoming subject matter for these single
panels.”
What others are saying about
Frank’s new book…
“Had Oprah known about Frank's latest book,
she might have stayed on longer to promote it.”
“This is the perfect book for someone who
happens to be very, very sick.”
“The best thing I can say about this book is
that once you read it, you'll be happy to give it
away."
"This is a real page turner meaning you simply
have to turn the pages to get through it."